I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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