im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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