I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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