Fine. I'll sleep in my office
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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