im holly from the hills drunk
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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