we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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