Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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