if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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