I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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