Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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