Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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