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Fuck
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
