Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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