Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
it's like iHOP with fire
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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