She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Houston, we have a blender
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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