If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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