You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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