I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
