Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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