So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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