I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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