I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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