when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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