Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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