I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
So many bounce houses so little time
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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