everyone is single if you try hard enough
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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