Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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