I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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