Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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