no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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