Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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