We named our party play list daddy issues
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
My bed smells like the plague
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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