are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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