I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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