I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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