im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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