I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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