i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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