Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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