you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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