is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's shark week go big or go home
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
false alarm, still single
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