Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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