She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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