your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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