found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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