I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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