Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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