Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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