ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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