as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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