at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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