Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
His nipple licking is glorious
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