meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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